I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona white gloves

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Red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" again as a caption below the illustration within the Polaroid border

Blue and red horizontal chyron bars sit above white serif text reading "With Phil Connors on Weather

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I Was Young and I Needed the Money - Unisex Sweatshirt altoona white glovesBMX riders describe their childhood like they're in witness protection explaining a prior identity. Popping wheelies in 1985 apparently requires the same hushed confession as a canceled Cinemax pilot. The Details: Arched distressed cream text reads "I WAS YOUNG AND NEEDED THE" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a kid performing an aerial trick on a BMX bike, rendered in cream ink with weathered texture. Bold distressed cream serif text below